Bettman’s Gonna Lock You Out!
Gary Bettman’s rap debut. Don’t call it a lockout! Work stoppage is here My message is clear I’ll make it last the whole year Makin’ Donald Fehr look just like … Continue reading
King of Twitter
Henrik with a kick save and a beauty on this shot from Paul Bissonnette:
In Mother Russia, Show No Emotion
At the World Junior Championships in Ufa, Russia, the Swiss held a surprising 3-2 lead in an elimination game. To lose would end the Russians’ medal hopes. When Nikita Kucherov … Continue reading
Andre the Giant and Bobby Orr
So, Andre the Giant walks into a locker room. He picks up a naked Bobby Orr… You work out the rest of the joke, but I’ll leave you with this … Continue reading
Matthew Barnaby Twitter Fail
Either Barnaby was “hacked” or he accidentally tweeted something he was trying to text or direct message. Either way… it’s messy.
Google is Confused About George Parros
Though he did have quite an extensive and influential rap career…
KHL on ESPN
After ignoring the NHL for years, ESPN finally seems to have remembered that the sport of hockey exists. The network is taking advantage of the lockout by showing a handful … Continue reading
Twitter Wisdom: Stu Bickel
The Rangers’ Stu Bickel speaks the truth…. and drops the gloves: if you don't like grilled cheese sandwiches you're an idiot— Stu Bickel (@StuBickel) September 20, 2012 Apparently, the Pens’ … Continue reading
Nice Jersey, Kovalchuk!
You have to think that Ilya Kovalchuk feels a little weird in his new jersey/colors for KHL club SKA St. Petersburg…
NHL Owners Ready for a Fight
“Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!” NHL owners, from left to right, Ed Snider of the Flyers, Ted Leonsis of the Capitals, and … Continue reading
Fehr vs. Bettman: West Side Story?
NHLPA Head (and Shark) Donald Fehr is up against a formidable group of Jets, headed by Commish Gary Bettman and, from left to right, Bruins’ owner Jeremy Jacobs, Islanders’ owner … Continue reading
Rangers’ New Approach to Shot Blocking
With the Devils leading the Eastern Conference Finals three games to two, Rangers’ coach John Tortorella has take a new, radical approach to step up his team’s shot blocking for … Continue reading
Jobing.com to Hold Job Fair for Coyotes
With the Coyotes’ playoff elimination by the Los Angeles Kings in Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals, an additional 23 people – the Coyotes players – are now out … Continue reading
Arizona IHOPs, Pancake Establishments Closed
In an attempt to slow down the Kings offense, the city of Glendale is enforcing mandatory closures of all IHOPs and other pancake-serving establishments. By depriving forward Dustin Penner, fifth … Continue reading
Brodeur’s Kids: Is it ‘Go Daddy’ or ‘Go Uncle Marty’?
Devils goaltender Marty Brodeur, a sure-fire Hall-of-Famer, has had a great deal of postseason success, including three Stanley Cup Championships. This year, he’s led the Devils to the Eastern Conference … Continue reading
Flyers Sign New Goaltender
Immediately after their playoff series loss to the New Jersey Devils, Flyers GM Paul Holmgren has announced the signing of a new goaltender to help bolster their team in net. … Continue reading
Alexander Semin’s Cats Destroy His House
Another hard-fought, close battle in the playoff series between the New York Rangers and Washington Capitals has resulted in another wave of animal destruction upon one of the homes of … Continue reading
Radulov, Kostitsyn Ready for Game 4
Suspended for Game 3 of the playoff series between the Nashville Predators and the Phoenix Coyotes, forwards Alex Radulov and Andrei Kostitsyn are taking a more serious approach to their … Continue reading
Shanahan Suspends Referees During Game 3
In an unprecedented move, Brendan Shanahan has suspended referees Marc Joannette and Brad Watson for gross incompetence as a result of their terrible officiating in Game 3 of the playoff … Continue reading
Devils/Panthers Bumped to 8:30; May Be Replaced by Pens
The Florida Panthers vs. New Jersey Devils first-round playoff series hasn’t exactly been given the spotlight by the NHL’s U.S. television partners. Two of their six games have appeared on … Continue reading
Antropov Stuck in Atlanta due to No Movement Clause
When Nik Antropov signed a four-year, $16MM deal with the Atlanta Thrashers, he planned on playing in Atlanta for a long time, which is why he and agent Don Meehan … Continue reading
Jeff Carter Locks His Door, Won’t Come Out and Play
Moments after hearing he was being traded to the Columbus Blue Jackets, Flyers center Jeff Carter stormed off to his room and locked his door. “I don’t want to play there,” Carter screamed, … Continue reading
Bryz Celebrates Signing
Newly-acquired Flyers goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov recently signed a 9-year, $51MM contract, making him the goaltender of the present (and the future) for the Flyers. After confirming that there were an adequate … Continue reading
Mike Richards <3s Women’s Tennis
Mike Richards of the Flyers let us in on a little bit of his off-season TV viewing habits via Twitter: MRichie18 (Michael Richards): Does anyone else find it tough to watch … Continue reading
Pacioretty, Bell Centre Stanchion Re-signed
Canadiens forward Max Pacioretty has resigned with the Habs through the 2012-13 season; terms of the contract were not disclosed. Pacioretty posted on his Twitter on Monday: “Happy to announce I just signed … Continue reading
Those Devoted Devils
Lou and Jacques. Jacques and Lou. Like two peas in a pod, they are. Three, if you count Marty. A gallery devoted to their neverending bromance.
